Sunday, July 31, 2011

What Happens When Product Mascots Get Their Swerve On?


In this post, we won't be looking at movies. But this blog is dedicated to movie critiques. I don't care, fuck you. We will be looking at product mascots--which I've mostly been exposed to through TV so...close enough. Let's take a look at how many product mascots are clearly the result of an existing mascot fucking the shit out of an inanimate object.

1)



        
sticks old wiener in: 


to make:

 

2)
 
throws bird-dick amongst:
 
 
to shamefully birth:
 

3)
 
 
can't keep the money bag in his pants with:
 
 
and out pops this salty horror:
 

4)
 
faps into:

(yes, Ron Howard is an inanimate object)

to create marshmallowy McGinger:
 

5)


plunders:
 
and poops out:
 

6)

dangerously rams:
as well as:
 
 
to create: