Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Titanic (1997)

A work of directorial genius, James Cameron combines state-of-the-art graphics, music by Grammy Award-winning singer Celine Dion, and a love story that pulls at the heart of every viewer. Most impressively, Cameron attains a PG-13 rating on a movie with nearly full frontal nudity by sandwiching the skin at the exact midpoint of a 15 ½ hour film, ensuring (1) that the MPAA would not notice, and (2) that 12 year old boner-wielding tweens would watch it repeatedly frame-by-frame in an attempt to see luscious ginger-tinted fire crotch.

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